What you get is what you see
And you can bet
it’s worth it, baby
‘Cause what you get is me
Don’t be afraid
to let it embrace you
I’m gonna show you
every little thing about love
– Yeah, yeah
– Do you really want it?
If you want it,
you can get it
If you get it, don’t regret it
So what you gonna do?
Love is like a butterfly,
tapestry across the sky
Doesn’t need a reason why I feel
it taking you and I
Higher and higher
So what you gonna do?
If you only knew
what I just dealt with.
I mean, this guy was right in
front of me, going little…
That guy deserves a ticket.
I’m sure he’s…
A- A-A woman never
reveals her age.
I’ve been in this
relationship for…
He was going ten miles an hour
on the highway.
I’m trying to…
If you want it, you can get it
Higher and higher
“And only then
will the people of Tajikistan
know true and lasting peace. “
Andie, it’s brilliant.
It’s really moving.
But it’s never going to appear
in Composure Magazine.
God, I busted my butt
in grad school
to be Andie Anderson,
“How to” girl,
and write articles like,
“How to Use the Best
Pick-Up Lines”
and “Do Blondes, Do They, Like,
Really Have
More Fun?”
I want to write about
things that matter,
like politics and
the environment,
and foreign affairs…
things I’m interested in.
Keep busting your butt.
You’re going to get there.
Hey, I’ve got something
to cheer you up.
You know that editor
from Sports Illustrated
that you have been
shamelessly flirting with
on the phone for… whoo,
a month now?
He made a little delivery
this morning.
Ah, ha, ha, let me see.
Oh, no.
Hey!
Tomorrow night.
What happens tomorrow night?
Only the most exhilarating
and artistic display
of athletic competition
known to mankind.
The Ice Capades are in town?
No, the NBA Finals
are in town,
and I got tickets!
Come with me?
All right, I’ll go.
But I am not putting out.
Two stale jumbo dogs
and a couple of beers,
you’ll be whistling
a different tune.
You know what I like.
Good morning, ladies.
Don’t forget,
staff meeting in 30 minutes.
Michelle… haven’t seen
her all morning.
– Have you?
– Ten to one she’s wallowing.
It’s my turn. I’ll get her,
you get the coffee,
meet me in the corner in 20.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here, take some samples.
Samples. Samples.
Great idea.
Oh, boy.
Drama, drama, drama.
I walked 47 miles of barb wire
I got a cobra snake
for a necktie
A brand-new house
on the road side
And it’s made out
of rattlesnake hide
Come on, take a little walk
with me, baby
And tell me who do you love
Hey!
Who do you love?
Now around the town
I use a rattlesnake whip
Take it easy, baby,
don’t you give me no lip
Who do you love?
Who do you love?
Hello, Ben.
Hey, hey, good morning, Spears.
What are you reading, girl?
You catching up on
your current events?
“Turn-On Tricks:
How to Make Him Hot. “
You know, if you want
to try those out sometime,
we should get together.
Green and I have
an appointment at Composure,
the fastest growing women’s
magazine in the country.
And seeing as how
our clients run a lot
of our campaigns
in their nationally-syndicated
little girlie magazine,
it wouldn’t hurt you
to do a little reading.
Hey, Benny.
Good morning, Green.
You finally decided to show up?
Yes, I did.
You ready?
Ready.
Later, Ben.
Have a nice day, ladies.
Hi.
Oh!
Good morning, sunshine.
Okay, get dressed.
Get dressed.
Staff meeting, 15 minutes.
Let’s go.
I’m going back to bed.
I have no reason to live.
Sun’s out. Oh…
Okay, just…
Okay, now…
Cashmere?